Dear God...from the animals

Discussion in 'Soap Box' started by Bostonensis, Apr 12, 2008.

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  1. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest

    I just bought this book from a booksale. Me share to you.

    Dear God,

    The other day my man comes home,rolled up his sleeves& showed me a big tattoo on his shoulder that looks a lot like me Under the picture it says
    SEMPER FI

    I would like to get a tattoo of him on my shoulder with the words
    SEMPER FI TOO,even I do not understand what those two words mean.

    However I have no money,Do tattoo parlors accept rawhides?

    Semper Fi,
    Rusty
     
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  2. bleach

    bleach Well-Known Member

    WTF are you talking about?
     
  3. Patch

    Patch Well-Known Member

    read "Marley and Me", if you haven't already done so, its really sweet.

    And bleach, show a little more respect. Bostonensis wanted to share something nice. You don't understand? Fine. If you really want to know, ask politely, otherwise stay quiet.
     
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl:
     
  5. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest

    Here is another one :

    Dear God,

    When my family sits down to dinner,they always bless their food. But never bless my dinner for some reason.I have a feeling I am missing something here.

    So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they pour out my food as my own blessing.

    Have you noticed?
    Royce
     
  6. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest

    Dear god,

    Are there dogs in the other planet?Or we are alone.
    I keep barking at the moon & the stars but all I heard is the beagle across the street.

    Max
     
  7. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest


    I've have heard that we cats have nine lives.
    I think I am still on my first,but its difficult to be sure.

    Were there will be a buzzer or something
    that will let me know when I get to the eigth?

    Dollee
     
  8. nagisa

    nagisa Chat & Forum Buddy Staff Alumni

    Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

    :rofl:
     
  9. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest



    Dear God,

    The new terrier I live with just pee-peed on the new Turkish prayer rug!
    I have this feeling my family thinks I am jealous of this stupid dog,
    & they might blame me! Since they don't have no smell,how can I convince them I am innocent?

    Does PetsMart sell lies detectors?

    Anxiously
    Samantha

     
  10. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest



    Dear God,

    Excuse me,but why are there cars named after the jaguar,the cougar,the mustang,the colt,the stingray_ even the rabbit! but not a single named for a dog?

    After all,how often do you see a cougar riding around the car? Yet we dogs love a nice ride!

    I realize that every breed can't have its own model . I would suggest ,though, that it would be easy & logical to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle.

    respectfully Submitted,
    Buford
     
  11. Whitewolf

    Whitewolf Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
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