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I have been suicidal on and off for 13 years, more on than off unfortunately. Due to suicidal tendencies I read a lot about many things. It all gets so monotonous and depressing and draining that sometimes I forget I just need to laugh. I found these and some gave me a giggle. I am a little shocked to realize I still have a dark side to my sense of humour but it's nice to remember I'm only human and so come with all the baggage that comes with being human. We're all on this rock together. We have so many similarities as well as our individuality. We are not alone. Though I know we feel that way an awful lot. WTF is that about? Oh well, here you go, hope you can smile like me for a bit.
Suicide Quotes
"Many say suicide is a permanant solution to a temporary solution. I am a buddhist and so due to reincarnation, I'd say suicide is a temporary solution to a permanant problem." ~ Unknown
"I will commit suicide or die trying." ~ Unknown
"Support your local medical examiner: Die strangely." ~ Unknown
"A murder is just an extroverted suicide." ~ Monty Python
"At least Ian Curtis died doing what he loved. Killing himself." ~ Unknown
Wars, Guns, Threats and other Causes
"Most peopele would rather die than think 'Many do'." ~ Bertrand Russell
"In an atomic war all are cremated equal." ~ Unknown
"Remember kids, once you pull the pin, Mr. grenade is no longer your friend." ~ Unknown
"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, make sure you're the one holding it." ~ Mr. Greenfatigues
"Best new auto safety feature: A giant spike in the middle of the steering wheel - just watch how carefully people drive!" ~ Unknown
Funerals and Wills
"Why is it that we rejoice at a wedding and cry at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved." ~ Mark Twain
"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would pokje saying 'You're next'. They stopped that when I started doing that to them at funerals." ~ Unknown
"Where there's a will I want to be in it." ~ Bumper Sticker
Tombstone Epitaphs
"I told you I was sick" ~ Spike Milligan
"How did it get so dark?!?" ~ From a tombstone
"Where did everyone go?" ~ From a tombstone
"That's all folks" ~ Epitaph of Mel Blanc, The Man of a Thousand Voices
Suicide Quotes
"Many say suicide is a permanant solution to a temporary solution. I am a buddhist and so due to reincarnation, I'd say suicide is a temporary solution to a permanant problem." ~ Unknown
"I will commit suicide or die trying." ~ Unknown
"Support your local medical examiner: Die strangely." ~ Unknown
"A murder is just an extroverted suicide." ~ Monty Python
"At least Ian Curtis died doing what he loved. Killing himself." ~ Unknown
Wars, Guns, Threats and other Causes
"Most peopele would rather die than think 'Many do'." ~ Bertrand Russell
"In an atomic war all are cremated equal." ~ Unknown
"Remember kids, once you pull the pin, Mr. grenade is no longer your friend." ~ Unknown
"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, make sure you're the one holding it." ~ Mr. Greenfatigues
"Best new auto safety feature: A giant spike in the middle of the steering wheel - just watch how carefully people drive!" ~ Unknown
Funerals and Wills
"Why is it that we rejoice at a wedding and cry at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved." ~ Mark Twain
"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would pokje saying 'You're next'. They stopped that when I started doing that to them at funerals." ~ Unknown
"Where there's a will I want to be in it." ~ Bumper Sticker
Tombstone Epitaphs
"I told you I was sick" ~ Spike Milligan
"How did it get so dark?!?" ~ From a tombstone
"Where did everyone go?" ~ From a tombstone
"That's all folks" ~ Epitaph of Mel Blanc, The Man of a Thousand Voices