Degrees of Blonde

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  1. Puddytat

    Puddytat Well-Known Member

    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang At 2 in the morning.The
    very blonde wife picked up the phone, Listened a moment and said "How
    should I know, that's 200 miles From here!" and hung up.
    The husband said, "Who was that?"

    The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know If the coast
    is clear."


    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
    Sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
    And says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
    The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
    So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
    The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"


    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
    Buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
    Door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
    Angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is
    Overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
    The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
    The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
    She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all."
    A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
    The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy ... it's W."


    Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

    A: "Is it mine?"
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni


    wait, I was thinking of going blonde; does this mean I'm gonna become thick :blink::unsure:
  3. JohnADreams

    JohnADreams Well-Known Member

    Might not be hers in this day and age. :eek:hmy:
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Immediately thinks of SPIKE !! and :drool: :drool: :drool:
  5. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    I'm blonde..:blub:

  6. Puddytat

    Puddytat Well-Known Member

    awww... dont worry, ive been blonde a few times, i kinda like it!
  7. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni


    I'm not blonde....but I think I should be!!!!!
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