So I think to myself "make the effort to cook something". Decide to cook Chilli. I don't have any tinned tomatoes but not an issue: go to the shop. Go to the shop. Buy mushrooms, nachos, soured cream, apples. Come home. Fry onion. Brown beef. Realise did not buy tomatoes. No problem - find some pasata that will work. Add pasata - go to get chilli.... can't find chilli. Was sure I had chilli :/ Oh well - make it into a bolognese. Add garlic and Italian spices. Put sourced cream in fridge and nachos in the cupboard. Dish up. Turn around. See the chilli on the side. OMG. SERIOUSLY. Apparently I am losing my mind.