Do You, Ahem....

Discussion in 'Family, Friends and Relationships' started by Godsdrummer, Mar 13, 2009.


Do You Masturbate?

  1. Yes

    98 vote(s)
  2. No

    8 vote(s)
  3. I would never, ever do that!!!!

    1 vote(s)
  4. I'll never tell!

    9 vote(s)
  1. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    Participate in the act of self pleasure, otherwise known as, masturbation?

    I post this as a poll thread, because we all need a little diversion from the everyday stress we are going thru...and's fun to talk about things that may be considered taboo. you?
  2. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    Alrighty then....I'll go first, ya bunch of chickens. :tongue:

    YES I DO!!!! Darn tootin...and proud of it too. So there. :biggrin:
  3. jameslyons

    jameslyons Well-Known Member

    Honestly, I have a hard time believing anybody who say they don't. I wonder if men who have their prostates removed still masturbate.
  4. wheresmysheep

    wheresmysheep Staff Alumni

    why wouldnt you?:blink:

    keep it clean people lol
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  5. jameslyons

    jameslyons Well-Known Member

    I misspoke. :biggrin: But the prostate is instrumental in orgasming. That's where all the fun comes from. I'm going to sum it up again:

    I think everybody masturbates. Anyone who says they don't masturbate is lying.

    For men who suffered through prostate cancer, I wonder if they still find pleasure in it.
  6. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    I usually jack off 2 or 3 times a day. I always do it before I go to bed. In fact, its become so much of a habit at this point that I can't fall asleep unless I beat the salami first.
    Don't see why you wanted to know that, but hey, you asked. :tongue:
  7. Starlite

    Starlite Senior Member

    lol lol beating the salami!!!
  8. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    See...I knew this would be fun. :biggrin:
  9. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Yes. Often.

    I kicked that habit when the depression started... Most of my masturbation habits fell to pieces and now I just do it randomly... and often.

    On a related note, BRB
  10. cult logic

    cult logic Staff Alumni

    I'm 16, take a guess...
  11. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest
  12. cult logic

    cult logic Staff Alumni

    What kind of a life would that be?
  13. mdmefontaine

    mdmefontaine Antiquities Friend

    my opinion only. most people do.
    but. a lot of people have sexual hang-ups.
    and some people consider masturbation '''naughty'''. . . lol

    so. my eyebrow would raise slightly at anyone who answers no. . .

    it's normal. ever heard of '''if you don't use it, you'll lose it" ??
  14. the fleet asleep

    the fleet asleep Well-Known Member

    ha, of course. masturbation keeps the fluids in rotation, and keeps stagnation in check.

    on top of this, it feels good. if you can get a natural euphoria high, then why the hell wouldnt you?

    it also helps to desensitize the ole mushroom, which makes for longer lasting sex.
  15. Epical Taylz

    Epical Taylz Well-Known Member

    it helps with the whole "lube" thing that i experiance..

    thanks to whoever explained that to me..
  16. Zurkhardo

    Zurkhardo Well-Known Member

    I recall science has confirmed that masturbation is a biological imperative and a lack of masturbation, save for some abnormal pathological problem, is an impossibility.

    Working at a petstore, I've observed all the intelligent animals (i.e. the birds) masturbate. Most relatively evolved creatures due, humans included.
  17. Rosenrot

    Rosenrot Forum Buddy

    I do it, just to prevent getting random boners.

    It isn't really that pleasurable.
  18. Bigman2232

    Bigman2232 Well-Known Member

    Fuck yes. If I didn't I'd probably kill someone else (instead of just thinking about myself), not to mention biologically you'd make a mess of your sheets. If you don't do it, your body will.
  19. jameslyons

    jameslyons Well-Known Member

    :laugh: It's true. Better start wearing baggy pants.
  20. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft Well-Known Member

    95% of people masturbate and 5% lie about it.

    Forgot where I heard that one.

    Anyways, the five knuckle shuffle is always fun.