doctor,doctor

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Petal, May 14, 2009.

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  1. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
     
  2. shades

    shades Staff Alumni

    One of the best, Lynn... :laugh:
     
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