Does anyone know of any good cults I could join?
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There is a cult surrounding the worshiping of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
There are only fine Italian dinners and cheesy, tomato-y experience. It's almost mandatory to speak Italian during such dinners but most people are able to survive by keep saying "mamma mia" or "its-me Mario".
The only required physical labor is helping with preparation for such dinners. It can be challenging but it's nothing compared to Italian grandmothers begging you to eat more because of how skinny you are.
Who needs Kool-Aid when you can drink Mediterranean lemonade or Parmesan cheese fondue in Venetian glasses?
Go forth and believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster. May they bless you with cheese and pasta.
There are only fine Italian dinners and cheesy, tomato-y experience. It's almost mandatory to speak Italian during such dinners but most people are able to survive by keep saying "mamma mia" or "its-me Mario".
The only required physical labor is helping with preparation for such dinners. It can be challenging but it's nothing compared to Italian grandmothers begging you to eat more because of how skinny you are.
Who needs Kool-Aid when you can drink Mediterranean lemonade or Parmesan cheese fondue in Venetian glasses?
Go forth and believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster. May they bless you with cheese and pasta.
Thank you for making me smile on this shitty morning
They're called Pastafarians. You can find out more about this idea of a fun religion (as far as I'm aware they don't take it seriously) here - Flying Spaghetti Monster
May you be touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen.
you can start a cult thread here. mention orgies and psychedelic experiences mandatory. must be 18 and willing to follow their leader (you) koolaid optional lol.mike...
You start one and I'll join 
Like we can have LSD fueled quasi-spiritual group naughty time, and also Taco Tuesdays. Someone figure out how to make that happen.
The only cult I know of is the one I was raised in but I wouldn't consider it good. I won't name it because like most cults, they firmly deny being a cult for PR reasons. Sometimes I wonder whether my search for purpose in life is due to "having" a purpose (even if it was imaginary) as a kid, then realizing it was complete BS and "losing" that purpose. If I had been raised with the idea that there really isn't a purpose or that the question of purpose is not important, maybe I wouldn't feel the need to try to find some.
