:biggrin: Ah, that was funny!! I remember reading that quite a while ago - still hilarious!! Reminds me of this:
At My Age
"I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving an old lady a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-happy nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care...
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important at my age."
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