the watchtower. awake. yup, i just got tagged by the jehovah's witnesses. when i opened the door i thought it was the mates sister or something for a second (since she is on town for their mother's birthday ... 70 or some such? i should really pay more attention. nah ... that would give the false impression that i care or something) ... and then i saw THE BIBLE. it's bad enough that i get accosted by these folks doing the work of god in airports, at parks ... basically, public places. but then they come KNOCKING ON MY DOOR ON A SATURDAY MORNING AT 9:30 AM??? are you friggin kidding me? the only reason i am awake is that the mate left early for some pool tournament and i like roving around when he's not here because then i don't have to hear anyone bitch. (yeah, we get along GREAT lately) but the jehovah's witnesses? at 9:30 am? do they really think that anyone is psyched to see them hovering by the door??? i used to babysit for this kid who would sneak in betweek your legs or just sneak in next to you and say in this really loud, obnoxious voice "WE DON'T LIKE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES. WE GO TO A REAL CHURCH WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVAN. GOD LOVE'S EVERYONE EQUALLY, YOU LIARS" etc. :laugh::laugh: used to crack me up. *sigh* i miss katie and julia. they were little monsters, but they were AWESOME at getting rid of any door to door salespeople/encyclopedia hawkers/bible thumpers that happened on by. it's too early for this crap!