Well, I was just waiting Out side of Conrads (Thats my boss) Waiting for my cab With my tab Another day, Another dollar You what they say Well, I was just waiting When I seen a mother Picking up her son From daycare She gave me this look; This stare Like I was gonna lunge out, And attack her Am I really that ugly? Am I really that creepy? Well my name ain't Dudly "Mommy whats that?" "Thats a dud, dont get too close!" "Whats a dud?" "Never mind dear, just get to the car"