What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you? What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up! What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny! Why did the easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Knock knock Who's there? Esther Esther who? Esther Bunny! How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it’s not empty any more! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up! How does Easter end? With the letter R! What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana! How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent! How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot! What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny! What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail! Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end! How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane! How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush! What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you! How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare-dryer! How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? With hare spray! Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop! What kinds of books do bunnies like? Ones with hoppy endings! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit’s feet! What did the rabbits do after their wedding? Went on their bunnymoon! Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day! Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after! Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs! Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots! What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain! What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead! What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours! BTW HAPPY EASTER!