Edna and Jim

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  1. Ignored

    Ignored Staff Alumni

    Institutional Discharge

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out and brought him to his room.

    When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.

    She went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news". The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis. By jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient, you displayed sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
     
  2. Edicius si Evol

    Edicius si Evol Well-Known Member

    lol. I like that kind of jokes.
     
  3. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Hahaha Oh dear. :)
     
  4. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :laugh: oh my :tongue: :laugh:
     
  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    I shouldnt but.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. ~Nobody~

    ~Nobody~ Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :laugh: Oh dear! :laugh: :laugh:
     
  7. Axiom

    Axiom Account Closed

    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  8. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  9. Really funny. I like dark humor, anyway. :bike:
     
  10. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh: I like it :tongue: Thanks for sharing!!
     
  11. SmilePretty

    SmilePretty Staff Alumni

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