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Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, May 3, 2008.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Newton's forgotten laws:

    LAW OF QUEUE:

    If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
    move faster than the one you are in now.



    LAW OF TELEPHONE :

    When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
    engaged one.



    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :

    After your hands become coated with grease,
    your nose will begin to itch.



    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
    accessible corner.



    LAW OF THE ALIBI:

    If you tell the boss you were late for work because
    you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.



    BATH ROOM THEOREM:

    When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

    The probability of meeting someone you know increases
    when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



    LAW OF THE RESULT:

    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
    work, it will!



    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :

    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
    to the reach.



    THEATRE RULE:

    People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
    arrive last.



    LAW OF COFFEE:

    As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
    boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
    cold.


    :tongue::laugh:
     
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    i love LOL
     
  3. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

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