EU Directive

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Please note this latest piece of Legislation slipped through by Gordon Brown last Thursday Morning (burying this on a bad news day no doubt !!)

    EU Directive No. 456179
    In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase

    'Spending a Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2009.
    From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.

  2. *dilligaf*

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  3. JohnADreams

    JohnADreams Well-Known Member

    In early October 2007, a major research institution announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Eurotium.”

    Eurotium (Eu) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called “morons” which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called “peons”.

    Since Eu has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Eu causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

    Eu has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Eurotium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming “isodopes”. This characteristic of moron promotion leads most scientists to believe that Eu is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”.

    When catalysed with money, Eu becomes “Administratium” (Am) – an element that radiates just as much energy as Eu, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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