Everyone ready for Easter?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Right U R Ken, Apr 2, 2010.

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  1. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

    I am. I bought a new pistol today. Can't wait til Sunday when I can try it out by running around shooting little bunny rabbits as they try to lay multi colored eggs.

    Or have I been celebrating this holiday wrong all these years? I hope not.

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  2. wastedmylife

    wastedmylife Well-Known Member

    yes shooting some poor bunny, what a brave man you are
  3. 41021

    41021 Banned Member

    actually i thought good friday would be the perfect day to pull out the marlin and make/be a sacrifice?...day is not done yet.

    who knows what it holds, eh?
  4. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    Good Friday and Easter.... what a crock.... and it's all based on a theology that includes mass killings... nice.
  5. 41021

    41021 Banned Member

    well, that would work
    if i can be included
    not as kill-er but kill-ee?

    well hell, i could just put away my marlin and instead put on some bunny ears and get shot by the fellow below?
  6. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    I can hear it now.... 'let's kill all the unbelievers! Mwahahahahahaha!'
  7. 41021

    41021 Banned Member

    okay lightbeam that works for me...i stand my arms oustretched and ready for the bullet

    ya know...i think i am not feeling too well atm
  8. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    I am honestly just waiting for all of the leftover chocolate at the stores to go on sale for insanely cheap prices... because suddenly- easter chocolate is no good after easter... -___- lol
    I still have halloween candy, for crap sakes! XD
  9. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

    Hey, it's me or them. Ever see the teeth on those suckers? Did you see that one in Monty Python's Holy Grail? Death and mayhem everywhere!

    Obviously I don't really shoot little Easter Bunnies. Kittens and puppies only. And only in self defense of course. You know, when they attack.
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  10. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

    Happy Easter guys!:IrishDoll:
  11. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    You are very well aware of the fact that most people here do not appreciate
    your socalled humour nor do they like hurting animals for fun. Even if you plan to do this, you could have kept it for yourself. Why would you want to discuss this here ? a brave guy like you needs attention isnt it, lots of it
    Do us all a favour, keep these kind of converstations away from us.

    Happy Eastern
  12. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Wow, you seriously lack a sense of humour. He's obviously not promoting any sort of harm towards animals.
  13. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    i hope your right, in that case i take it all back and apologize

    still jokes can be made without using guns and animals
  14. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

    Exactly. In fact I'm making fun of that idea. And of people who take it too seriously.

    Go ahead Mr. Serious. Let's hear one from you without guns and animals. Make us laugh.
  15. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    as i have said in above post i apologize for what i have said, yet without knowing me you still find it necessary to let me know i am being to serious and you like to make fun of people who are. good luck to you. happy eastern
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