Fairy Tale

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Nov 7, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    This is the fairy tale that should have been
    read to us when we were little:


    Once upon a time
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    in a land far away,
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    a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess
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    happened upon a frog as she sat
    contemplating ecological issues
    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    and said: " Elegant Lady,
    I was once a handsome prince,
    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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    One kiss from you, however,
    and I will turn back
    into the dapper, young prince that I am
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    and then, my sweet, we can marry
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    and set up housekeeping in your castle
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    with my mother,
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    where you can prepare my meals,
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    clean my clothes, bear my children,
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    and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
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    That night,
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    as the princess dined sumptuously
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    on lightly sautéed frog legs
    seasoned in a white wine
    and onion cream sauce,
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    she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    I don't fuckin think so.

    :laugh::tongue::biggrin:
     
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :rofl:

    AMEN!!
     
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
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