Forpetessake's Rules

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Godsdrummer, Aug 27, 2009.

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  1. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    OK, folks, there's gonna be some changes around here.

    From now on, every post in every forum has to be in Swedish, and 12 point font. Unless Swedish is your native language, in which case it must be in Swahili,

    Every post must include a picture of a baby deer.

    Every post must be have the username initials and post count number written at the bottom (very important).

    On every second Tuesday between the equinoxes the deer photo must be replaced by one of a zebra, unless posting between 9pm and 6am GMT, in which case it should be a picture of a nursing badger.

    Every post should start with the phrase "Hello Captain Trips..."

    ABSOLUTELY NO POSTING while a VCR is in operation in any room of the house, apartment, hotel room or tent, or within 2 weeks after an aunt (mother's side only) has had major surgery.

    If you live within 50 miles of a hamlet, town or city that begins with an M, you must use the phrase "nuts cramming" and "vodka police" somewhere in the message.

    ANYONE NOT COMPLYING WITH THESE RULES WILL BE BANNED. :tongue:
     
  2. shades

    shades Staff Alumni

    :rofl:
     
  3. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    LOL. You must have gotten WAY too much sun! :p
     
  4. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    Hello Captain Trips...

    Den vodka bevaka vilja snart bli här till arrestera ekorren och dess nöt proppfull obession , här er en avbilda av en spädbarn rådjur

    spädbarn rådjur

    1iz 786

    :blink: i think i got it all???
     
  5. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

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  6. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    rotflmao!!!!

    Very good everyone!
     
  7. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    great post Bill..... :D :biggrin: :laugh:
     
  8. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    Agreed, how bored were you? XD
     
  9. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest



    Not too much. I just stumbled across it. :biggrin:
     
  10. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    You must REALLY be having a slow day at work!!
     
  11. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    I just edited my post to meet ALL the rules XD
     
  12. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    Boredom is the mother of invention.... :p
     
  13. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    That was hilarious!
     
  14. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    :rofl: I forgot the font size... wow thats a huge font XP
     
  15. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    Yes, yes it is, but itz da rulez XP
    Okay, I'm gonna go calm down XD
     
  16. Animosity

    Animosity Forum & Chat Buddy

    Hello Captain Trips...

    nöt proppfull
    Hur uttråkad var du?
    vodka Bevaka

    [​IMG]

    1,715
    TBEB
     
  17. Animosity

    Animosity Forum & Chat Buddy

    How'd I do?
     
  18. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    I think u aced it :biggrin:
     
  19. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    :biggrin:you rawked!!!
     
  20. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    :laugh:
     
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