fortune cookie

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by ZombiePringle, Mar 28, 2010.

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  1. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    What would your ideal fortune cookie say to you?

    Mine right now would be..."you will get a job offer for great new job. So don't go to work today!"
  2. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

    You will win the lottery.
  3. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    You will be cured soon
  4. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    Actually- mom took my brother and I to the mandarin a couple of nights ago and my fortune was: "The sunlight breaks through the clouds soon"

    I'm keeping it-- though it might be stupid to believe in a tiny slip of paper.
    I do hope it is true.
  5. Wastingecho

    Wastingecho Well-Known Member

    stranger things have happened

    yesterday my cat even followed instructions
  6. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Your depression will pass by tomorrow and your rapid cycling will cease.
  7. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    No woman, no cry...:unsure:
  8. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    Mine would say "Pick five things, before the end of the year they will all have come true".
  9. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    It does get better
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