found this funny

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by fromthatshow, Oct 1, 2008.

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  1. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni


    What the use of wearing panties
    Whalebone corsets of your Auntie's
    Boxer shorts and other scanties
    Best of all is nude
    There's such fun in going bra-less
    Now that it's no longer lawless
    'Specially if your figure's flawless
    Best of all is nude
    Nude is what you're born in
    Shirts are never torn in
    Underwear and lacy flimsies, garter belts and other whimsies
    Yards of itchy cloth to put your form in
    Ducks all do it, maidens rue it
    Even ancient Picts in Britain blue it
    Going naked's how to do it
    Best of all is nude!

    If your garters aren't elastic
    Tie them up in knots fantastic
    (Panty hose is something drastic!)
    Best of all is nude!
    If you're tired of wearing clotheses
    Shed your garment 'mongst the roses
    Never mind the old bluenoses
    Best of all is nude!
    Nude is best for ducking!
    Worst for horses bucking!
    Moonlit nights will see such sights
    that are very best for fooling round
    .....and elbows!
    Nudity is grand to see
    A well-known antidote to virginity
    Take your clothes off and you'll see:
    Best of all is nude!

  2. Anju

    Anju Well-Known Member

    :laugh: you pervert! Only joking :tongue::tongue: this amused me :giggle:
  3. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Cover it up!!!! :eek:hmy:
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

  5. LostSpirit

    LostSpirit Well-Known Member

    lol :biggrin:
  6. LenaLunacy

    LenaLunacy Well-Known Member

    Lol funny poem xD
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