Four Cats

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Jul 29, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    The Four Cats!

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were .

    The first man was an Engineer,

    The second man was an Accountant,

    The third man was a Chemist

    And the fourth man was a Government Employee.

    To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

    T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen

    and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

    Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

    But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

    He called his cat and said,

    "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

    Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen

    and returned with a dozen cookies.

    He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

    Everyone agreed that was good.

    But the Chemist said his cat could do better.

    He called his cat and said "Measure, do your stuff."

    Measure got up, walked to the fridge,

    took out a quart of milk,

    got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard

    and poured exactly 8 ounces

    without spilling a drop into the glass.

    Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

    Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said,
    What can your cat do?

    The Government Employee called his cat and said.....

    "Coffee your stuff."

    Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
    Shit on the paper

    Played with the other three cats

    claimed he injured his back while doing so filed a grievance report
    for unsafe working conditions

    put in for Workers Compensation and

    went home for the rest of the day

    on sick leave !!!!!!!!!!

  2. Blackness

    Blackness Guest

    haha good one :)
  3. ~PinkElephants~

    ~PinkElephants~ Senior member

    That was sooo funny. :hysterica:
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: Brilliant
  5. The_Discarded

    The_Discarded Staff Alumni

    Hahahaha. Great.
  6. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

  7. aww that's cute! :)

  8. You are cute, sweetie. :hug:
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