Funny Signs

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  1. chasing_dreams

    chasing_dreams Well-Known Member

    Old but still good :biggrin:

    Funny signs from around the world…

    In a Tokyo Hotel:
    Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
    If you are not a person to do such thing
    is please not to read notis.

    In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
    The lift is being fixed for the next day.
    During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

    In a hotel in Athens:
    Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

    On the menu of a Polish hotel:
    Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.

    Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
    Ladies have fits upstairs.

    In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
    Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

    In a Swiss mountain inn:
    Special today - no ice cream.

    In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
    We take your bags and send them in all directions.

    In a Budapest zoo:
    Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

    Resaurant, Nairobi:
    Customers who find out waitresses rude ought to see the manager
     
  2. Jenny

    Jenny Staff Alumni


    :laugh: Thanks for sharing
     
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. Datsik

    Datsik Forum Buddy

    I found them all funny actually.
     
  5. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl: very funny:laugh:
     
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