Funny things to say in an awkward situation

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by heavenlyjunkie, May 27, 2007.

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  1. heavenlyjunkie

    heavenlyjunkie Active Member

    So the other day, I was in a room with a number of people, and someone said something quite inappropriate. The room went completely silent, and after about 5 or 10 seconds, this guy says "So is anyone else chafing right now?" I thought it was so funny.

    Make me laugh. What other awkward things could he have said to lighten the mood?
  2. SeemsPerfect

    SeemsPerfect Guest

    I've always gone with...
    "Ooooookay. Thanks for that report. Here's Yolanda with tomorrow's weather..."
  3. John6491

    John6491 Well-Known Member

    Ha this is what i say
    "I don't know i have a erection!!"
  4. Syd

    Syd Guest

    Whatever he/ she is on, I'll take two.
  5. Syd

    Syd Guest

    "ow, my pancreas!" courtesy of Encino Man.
  6. Esmeralda

    Esmeralda Well-Known Member

    I just say, "So there I was, knee-deep in the bush, enemies all around me".
  7. Esmeralda

    Esmeralda Well-Known Member

    Or, "Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."
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