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Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by NoGood, Dec 19, 2009.

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  1. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

  2. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Wow, no one ever taught her to chew with her mouth closed D:
  3. morning rush

    morning rush Well-Known Member

    Lol, I'd seen this before...still funny:sparkle:
  4. Rayne

    Rayne Well-Known Member

    Awwww how cute~!

    Thanks for sharing, I hadn't seen this before.
  5. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    Awww I love this! LOL!!! I want a baby panda!
  6. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    Spread the Stupidity

    Why .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Why ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Why .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Why .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    Why.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering..

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
    our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  7. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    lol XD
    Ohh yes... good points!

    I feel dumb for always getting diet coke-- I always figured that if someone was going to eat crappy food, they might as well go all the way-- but I can't stand regular coke anymore... it tastes thick like syrup to me! lol
  8. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Stays do occur, and have occured after the needle is inserted. The system is designed to not cause any lasting damage until the final chemical is injected. I was reading about it last week, I'm not sure but I think someone was once taken off the table after the first 2 of 3 drugs were injected.

    Coke is truly empty calories. The others are just junk - but saving yourself 400 calories WILL matter.
  9. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    I've had people ask me this one a thousand times;

    Why.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering..

    So far, nobody's been brave enough to let me drive their car so I can use one.
  10. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    there are answers to all of them but they are still faaaauuuuunnnnnnnnnny!!! :p
  11. bluegrey

    bluegrey Antiquities Friend

    I'm working on a mouse flavored cat food. It's really tough because I don't want to kill any mice and when I lick them they taste like a mink stole.
  12. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    just have to lol again, since I has nothing funny to say! XD
  13. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    :biggrin: :laugh: that panda always makes me laugh too :smile:
  14. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    Panda is soooo funny. cracks me up!
  15. Remedy

    Remedy Chat & Forum Buddy

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Gonna have to try that now. :tongue:
  16. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    I rarely wear mascara-- but when I do, I've gotten used to applying it with my mouth closed XD
    It *is* reflex to open your mouth though... lol
  17. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

    I can't! Dunno why :O
  18. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

  19. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

    80s video dating

    It's a tough choice between Fred at 0:42, 3:45 and the guy looking for a goddess that is any woman and all women at 1:45

    but there's also the quite charming gentleman at 1:20
    the guy with varied interests at 2:01
    no Donna Juanitas at 2:55
    the guy that likes to wear bright socks at 3:13
    and the guy that cleans up toxic waste at 3:06
  20. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

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