[Gabes Conspiracies of Suicide Chat/ Suicide Forum]

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  1. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    Alright, here are the conspiracies that I have so far. They may develop in time, I am unsure. It depends on the information I find in the process of investigating these strange stories.

    So:

    - Dragon and darkplace are both psychic.

    -xbrokenx is actually an alien sent to learn how to live amoung us and infiltrate Earth, much like Zim, except better.

    -Jedi is Hitler-reincarnate in disguise- trying to recruit all the rubberpiggies for his army.

    -UpforAbbey is actually Abe Lincoln reincarnate.

    -..sam.. is a karaoke champion wishing she could relive her glory days but haunted by her past because of a horrible spotlight related tragedy.

    -Shadowlands is an entity made up of squishy/shadowy/just plain weird goo, which he can use as a substitute for the reply- ("I'm all good.")

    -mikelspencr is a party animal.

    -Hilaripus is now a word.

    -cerise_wrists is a timetraveller trying to stop something from happening that destroys the world.

    -Abacus21 has "mad skillz" at answering questions.



    If anyone would like a conspiracy written about them, just let me know.



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  2. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    [Gabes Conspiracies of Suicide Chat/ Suicide Forum][Update]

    Update:

    - Dragon and darkplace are both psychic. Watch out for them, they can get into your mind and make you explode, or find out your favorite things (like the Power Rangers) and scare you by knowing your secrets.

    -xbrokenx is actually an alien sent to learn how to live among us and infiltrate Earth, much like Zim, except better.

    -Jedi was Hitler-reincarnate in disguise- trying to recruit all the rubber piggies for his army, 'til Hitler was exorcised out of him by the force.

    -UpforAbbey is actually Abe Lincoln reincarnate. Call her Mr. President, she likes that.

    -..sam.. is a karaoke champion wishing she could relive her glory days but haunted by her past because of a horrible spotlight related tragedy.

    -Shadowlands is an entity made up of squishy/shadowy/just plain weird goo, which he can use as a substitute for the reply- ("I'm all good.")

    -mikelspencr is a party animal, who also created the word "Hilaripus."

    -cerise_wrists is a timetraveller trying to stop something from happening that destroys the world.

    -Abacus21 has "mad skillz" at answering questions. "Abacus21: yes, no, yes, yes, and yeah I am."

    -Spikey has to deal with the universe creating portals in her house, so the doors switch the rooms you walk into on odd occasions.
     
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  3. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    Re: [Gabes Conspiracies of Suicide Chat/ Suicide Forum][Update]

    :tongue:
     
  4. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    Update:

    - Dragon and darkplace are both psychic. Watch out for them, they can get into your mind and make you explode, or find out your favorite things (like the Power Rangers) and scare you by knowing your secrets.

    -xbrokenx is actually an alien sent to learn how to live among us and infiltrate Earth, much like Zim, except better.

    -Jedi was Hitler-reincarnate in disguise- trying to recruit all the rubber piggies for his army, 'til Hitler was exorcised out of him by the force.

    -UpforAbbey is actually Abe Lincoln reincarnate. Call her Mr. President, she likes that.

    -..sam.. is a karaoke champion wishing she could relive her glory days but haunted by her past because of a horrible spotlight related tragedy.

    -Shadowlands is an entity made up of squishy/shadowy/just plain weird goo, which he can use as a substitute for the reply- ("I'm all good.")

    -mikelspencr is a party animal, who also created the word "Hilaripus."

    -cerise_wrists is a timetraveller trying to stop something from happening that destroys the world.

    -Abacus21 has "mad skillz" at answering questions. "Abacus21: yes, no, yes, yes, and yeah I am."

    -Spikey has to deal with the universe creating portals in her house, so the doors switch the rooms you walk into on odd occasions.

    -Tom88 discovered they put softpeter (which is the opposite of viagra) in fastfood. He found this out the hard way, or- by technicality, He found out the 'not-hard' way.
     
  5. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    [Gabes Conspiracies of Suicide Chat/ Suicide Forum][Update]

    -thedeafmusician is equally guilty of 'it haha.' No one quite knows what 'it haha' is, though it has been speculated that 'it haha' could be some kind of embarrassing foible, or unfortunate habit. There has been only one attempt to catch thedeafmusician in the act of this mysterious 'thing', so if everyone could pay close attention to everything thedeafmusician does whenever she is in chat,that would be much appreciated.
     
  6. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    Re: [Gabes Conspiracies of Suicide Chat/ Suicide Forum][Update]

    *blushes furiously red and runs to hide in the corner*
     
  7. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    [Gabes Conspiracies of Suicide Chat/ Suicide Forum][update]

    daisychain, is actually a part of nature itself, acting as a conduit between humanity and the earth. And soon, she will be throwing a storm at us, and the survivors will inherit the planet. Those who don't survive, she will eat.


    -timtim, is a malfunctioning cyborg programmed to to think he is human, who has found the lost city of atlantis, but cannot go there, as he must first become human, to be able to pass through the gate.
     
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  8. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

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    i love them
     
  9. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    -mikelspencr is a party animal, who also created the word "Hilaripus." On one of his party binges, which went for a month and three days, he stole a giraffe from the San Francisco Zoo and rode it to Hell, where he offered it to the Dark Lord and gained the ability to 'Party Hard No Matter What.' (Which is kind of pointless because he already does that.) The whole thing was covered up by the infamous [Our Clever Enemy Corporation].

    -Prince Angel Furbaby, Spikeys fluffy-puppy-kins (...I can't believe I'm doing this...) is secretly the next ruler of the planet Earth, as his father was, His Royal Highness Grand Elite Master King Of Woof-ness. Fortunately for humanity, Prince Angel Furbaby does not know that he has to pass the three challenges of The Great Queen Nemesis Kitty-Meow to inherit the throne. Thank Christ. So nobody tell him.

     
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  10. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    :laugh: thats pretty funny!
     
  11. Datsik

    Datsik Forum Buddy

    OMG you started a topic about those?? :tongue:
     
  12. Datsik

    Datsik Forum Buddy

    I liked. =]
     
  13. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    Of course I started a topic about those!

    -jon00 is an alcoholic crack addict from mars, come to find the 'blue lagoon' and eat 'the blob.' Little does he know on this crazy whacked out trip he is on, that the pink surfing bunnies of the primordial apocalypse are after him to steal his martian soul, to activate a doomsday device dubbed 'the giant carrot of doom.'
     
  14. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    mikelspencr says: Solemn_Ex_Machine is a blood-thirsty conspirator who has stopped for nothing, not even the occasional granola bar, to dig up ugly truths about the people he thought he understood...until one day he had an epiphany and decided that conspiraciating is a form of malpractice in the conspiration of the world.
     
  15. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni

    :rofl: this is hilarious
     
  16. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    -fromthatshow is actually from that show, a child actor who lost his way with drugs and alcohol at an early age. Noone remembers what that show was, nor do they remember fromthatshow himself, but when he makes headlines again after crashing his hummer into the side of a school bus and pushing it off a bridge, then disappearing completely, everyone will remember him.

    Everyone.






    Next question?


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  17. innocencexisxlove

    innocencexisxlove Well-Known Member

    oh my gosh gabe. how do you do it??

    haha.
     
  18. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni


    :eek:hmy: :rofl:
     
  19. Solemn_Ex_Machine

    Solemn_Ex_Machine Well-Known Member

    -Gabriel Winters, international man of mystery, was dropped down the bottomless pit when he was a child, for stealing the cookie from the cookie jar. (Yes, I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. All this time they've been looking for me, hence the song).
    When he reached the other side of the bottomless pit, he found he was in an alternate reality, where he was blessed with the ability to see any and all conspiracies for what they truly are. After some time he decided to jump back into the bottomless pit to return home and show people the truth.

    -innocencexisxlove on the other hand, is the predetermined mother of the anti-christ, being a completely innocent entity, she harbors the only clean soul on the face of the planet. This unfortunately will be her undoing, as when this anti-christ of the immaculate conception is conceived, she will have to bare and raise her.
    Yes, I said HER.
    For the devil will walk among us- the devil will walk this earth again, not as beast, but as beauty.

    [-insert evil laugh here-]
     
  20. innocencexisxlove

    innocencexisxlove Well-Known Member

    i told you not to do me. lol

    guess you don't listen Gabe. :tongue:
     
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