Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Feb 16, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they
    come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by
    the size of it.

    The first hunter says ' Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see
    the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?'

    The second hunter says' I don't know, let's throw something down
    and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.'

    The first hunter says ' There's this old transmission here, give
    me a hand and we'll throw it in and see'.

    So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and
    three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there
    listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in
    the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come
    crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no
    hesitation, and jump in head first.

    While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in
    the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an
    old farmer walks up. 'Say there', says the farmer, 'you fellers
    didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?'

    The first hunter says ' Funny you should ask, but we were just
    standing he re a minute ago and a goat came running out of the
    bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst
    into this hole here!'

    And the old farmer said ' Why that's impossible, I had him
    chained to a transmission! '

  2. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Uh Oh... :blink:
  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Oh no :eek:hmy:
  4. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :eek:hmy: :hiding:
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