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Golf and Arthur

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Apr 4, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25
    years ago.

    One day he arrives home looking downcast.

    "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has
    gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

    His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says,
    "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."

    "That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He
    can't help."

    "He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is

    So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
    He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.

    He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

    "Of course I did!" replied the brother! in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

    "Where did it go?" says Arthur.

    "I don't remember."
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni


    next up...someone with good memory :laugh:
  3. smackh2o

    smackh2o SF Supporter

    Lovin your jokes neverdie lol!
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

  5. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

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