Guts and Balls

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Jan 3, 2012.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni


    To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

    GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the bottom and having the Balls to say, you're next, chubby.

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
  2. hornbeam

    hornbeam Well-Known Member

    LOl that is hilarious - can you imagine=========
    Thank you Terryx
  3. texaskitty

    texaskitty SF Cat Lady Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    I choked on my sandwich :lol!:
  4. Dreamland

    Dreamland Survivor

    Terry! How I've missed your humor.
  5. Baldr

    Baldr Staff Alumni

    loved it lol
  6. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member


    Accurate too. In common boy parlance, guts is usually used for noble yet risky endeavours. Balls is for stupid shit that you shouldn't do but have decided doing is going to happen anyway 'cause drunk/high/stupid.
  7. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    ROFL!!! :rofl:

    Oh how we have missed you Terry!
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