Hi, wanna switch lives?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Dragon's Eye, Sep 24, 2006.

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  1. Dragon's Eye

    Dragon's Eye Well-Known Member

    You become:

    - A Crappy student with no life
    - A Boring person with almost no interests
    - A Pretty calm person

    You Get:

    - One decent appartment
    - More than decent income
    - Almost no friends
    - A Boring Life


    Your Turn :smile: :smile: :smile:
     
  2. claycad

    claycad Well-Known Member

    You become:

    A 24 year old virgin
    Completely friendless
    An art school major who has absolutly no interest whatsoever in art.

    You Get:

    An apartment with no windows that is smaller than most peoples bathrooms.
    A pornography collection that would bring Larry Flint to shame.
     
  3. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    You become:
    - Another student with no life...

    You get:
    - no money
    - no friends who are not Christian
    - a huge book collection

    Perks and Pitfalls include:
    - boobs.
    - way with words
    - mother.

    Any takers?
     
  4. am I alive

    am I alive Well-Known Member

    You become:

    -Another struggling student with no life

    You get:

    -No social life

    -No girlfriend

    -no money

    -A room with computer and anything else
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    -suicidal thoughts
     
  5. JohnADreams

    JohnADreams Well-Known Member

    You become

    An eccentric in training
    Nerdy but never enough to fit into a particular group

    You get

    All the nerdy rubbish I kill time with
    To make (poor) jokes at all the wrong times and not realise it
    No friends..who arent on a buddylist
    Zero concentration
    No qualifications beyond some high school
    No socal skills
     
  6. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    You become .

    -Shy, and afraid of everyone.
    -a drop out
    -a recovering addict
    -fat
    -crazy


    You get.

    -an offiency/studio apartment
    -a cat
    -all online friends but 1 person
    -a few aqaintences that hate my husband lol
    -a betty boop collection
    -scars all over your body


    next........ lol
     
  7. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    You become:
    Way too skinny and *very* short
    Bad eyesight

    You get:
    Too much homework
    Expected to know everything
    2 dogs
    No money
    Nightmares/bad sleep
    A LOT of sport training

    Other things include:
    Slight musical ability
    Slight way with words
    Parents
    Grammar school :dry:
     
  8. darksmiles

    darksmiles Member

    you become - stressed with crappy friends that mooch of you

    a really stressful job you will fricken hate




    you get - a kick ass apartment
    2 dogs and a goldfish
    a really nice car
    and overprotective rich ass parents
     
  9. Mandeemoo

    Mandeemoo Member

    You become:
    - A mediocre student at a prestigious university trying to become a writer
    - Someone who no one takes seriously and just thinks of as a goofball
    - Unattractive, fat, and incredibly awkward
    - A radical student activist who still can't find anywhere to really fit in

    You get:
    - a dorm room to share with an awesome roommate
    - unavoidable loneliness
    - depression/anxiety
    - friends who try to care about you, but lose interest quickly and wind up not understanding you at all
    - two closed-minded Jewish parents who say they love you
    - an orange hat
     
  10. Twisted F

    Twisted F Well-Known Member

    You become:

    Someone who can’t attract the slightest interest from the opposit sex.
    Someone no one wants to have as a friend
    The author of an erotic lesbian love story that is posted on an erotic story website lol
    Someone who can laugh at himself
    Afraid of pretty much everything

    You get:

    To sleep away more hours of the day than your average feline
    To constantly wish you were dead, even when you’re feeling okay
    A little money in the bank, but no income.
    A wonderful mother
    To live with that mother because you are too much of a mess to care for yourself.
    A half-decent physique
    One highlight every week – your meeting with your therapist. It’s the only time you get to have a conversation with someone you’re not related to
    Daily anxiety attacks
    A severe depression
    Constant loneliness, probably for the rest of your life
    An interest in philosophy
     
  11. you become:
    - a stupid, ugly a$$ average person
    - depressed suicidal insomniac kid

    you get:
    absolutly nothing, no friends, a family who doesnt give a rats a@@ about you, no money, no courage to ask people out, no life, what little mental state that there is left, broken heart with nothing to live for and nothing in life.

    come on it doesnt soud that bad does it?
     
  12. Dragon's Eye

    Dragon's Eye Well-Known Member

    Man, I'm willing to switch my shiat life with any of yours
     
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