HILARIOUS london underground song, very strong language!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Spikey, Sep 10, 2006.

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  1. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    WARNING THE LYRICS USE VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

    Some people might like to get a train to work
    Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
    Some guys like to travel in by bus,
    But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
    I'm going to take my bike,
    Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
    The greedy bastards want extra pay
    for sitting on their arse all day
    even though they earn 30K .
    So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
    Where the fuck's my fucking train?

    London Underground
    London Underground
    They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
    London Underground
    London Underground
    They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

    All they say is "Please mind the doors",
    and they learned that on the two day course,
    This job could be done by a four year old.
    They just leave us freezing in the cold.
    What you smell is what you get
    Burger King and piss and sweat
    You roast to death in the boiling heat,
    With tourists treading on your feet
    and chewing gum on every seat,
    so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
    I want my fucking money back.

    London Underground
    London Underground
    They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
    London Underground
    London Underground
    They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
    LaLaLaLa
    LaLaLaLa

    The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
    Every platform has a fucking tramp,
    But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

    London Underground
    London Underground
    WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
    London Underground
    London Underground

    Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.
     
  2. JohnADreams

    JohnADreams Well-Known Member

    :laugh: Yeah I remember seeing a flash video of the song a few months ago. It's good stuff.
     
  3. Tigerstripe

    Tigerstripe Guest

    my band sung it but we changed it from london to Glasgow to fit whwere we were playing ad Oystercard to Travelpass
     
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