A spin-off of the ever-popular How Many Of You Are Too Short To Get A Date and Thus Want To Die? thread. Okay, well, I'm wondering how many of you are complete failures with the opposite sex, not because of some personality flaw or social ineptitude, but simply because you're ugly. Because I am. I've tried the whole perfunctory chit-chat and asking a lot of question. I'm great at feigning interest. I've tried being the confident Don Juan, the arrogant a-hole, and recently the guy who doesn't give a crap. I've tried everything, even "being myself," whatever the hell that means. So, after this repeated failure, I can only conclude that there must be a constant at play here - my looks. Sure enough, I'm not what you'd refer to as "classically handsome." I lack all the facial features that make a man good looking, and thus sexually desirable. Symmetry? Nope. One eyelid's bigger than the other, as is one earlobe. Large chin? Nope. Mine recedes. Strong jawline? Mine's practically nonexistent. Prominent brows? Not at all. High cheekbones? Nope, just average. Healthy-looking skin? No. I have less melanin than anyone I know and some acne scars. In addition, I've been "blessed" with a large, bumpy, slightly upturned nose, scraggly eyebrows, and eyes that are unseemingly close in proximity. Right now I'm kind of chubby (not fat), because even when I was ripped from working out everday, I never got any interest from women. I can't think of a better reason to kill oneself than constant rejection from the opposite sex. So what should I do? Off myself? Continue to be miserable? Hire an escort? I'm really at my wit's end here. Also, is anyone else in a similar situation? If so, how do you deal with the sexual frustration? Any honest responses would be appreciated, even if it's just to say, "You're an ass."