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How Many?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by itmahanh, Mar 25, 2008.

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  1. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    Anyone interested in contributing to a How Many thread? We all know atleast one How Many joke.

    Here's mine....
    Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A. 2 silly, but how they got in there is beyond me!
     
  2. LOL!!!!!! OMG! I've never heard that one before!!!

    Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Only vun - but za lightbulp hes to VANT to change...
     
  3. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    How many Melissa's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


    One, but she realised she was using a screw-top lightbulb when all the lights in her house are bayonette caps......
     
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