How To Avoid The Flu

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Oct 27, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Eat right!

    Make sure you get your daily dose of
    Fruits and veggies.

    Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

    Get plenty of exercise because
    Exercise helps build your immune system.

    Walk for at least an hour a day,

    go for a swim,

    take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

    Wash your hands often.

    If you can't wash them,
    Keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

    Get lots of fresh air.
    Open doors & windows whenever possible.

    Try to eliminate as much stress
    From your life as you can.

    Get plenty of rest

    OR

    Take the doctor's approach.

    Think about it...
    When you go for a shot,
    What do they do first?
    They Clean your arm with alcohol...
    Why?
    Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
    So......


    I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)

    I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)

    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

    Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)

    Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)

    Then pass out. (rest)

    The way I see it...

    If you keep your alcohol levels up,
    Flu germs Can't get you!

    My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass
    Is better than one in the ass!"

    Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much

    :burp:
     
  2. Aaron

    Aaron Well-Known Member

    i'm lazy...i just have the jab.
     
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :rofl:

    I KNEW alcohol was good for me :laugh:
     
  4. Ella

    Ella Well-Known Member

    Cheers! :D
     
  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :wootrock: now where's that damn corkscrew :burp:
     
  6. StellarSparkle

    StellarSparkle Well-Known Member

    Drink lots of natural orange juice !!! It works for me, I never get the flu ! :smile:
     
  7. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Orange juice is good....
     
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