How to Make a Woman Happy

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.


    A man only needs to be:



    1. a friend



    2. a companion



    3. a lover



    4. a brother



    5. a father



    6. a master



    7. a chef



    8. an electrician



    9. a carpenter



    10. a plumber



    11. a mechanic



    12. a decorator



    13. a stylist



    14. a sexologist



    15. a gynecologist



    16. a psychologist



    17. a pest exterminator



    18. a psychiatrist



    19. a healer



    20. a good listener



    21. an organizer



    22. a good father



    23. very clean



    24. sympathetic



    25. athletic



    26. warm



    27. attentive



    28. gallant



    29. intelligent



    30. funny



    31. creative



    32. tender



    33. strong



    34. understanding



    35. tolerant



    36. prudent



    37. ambitious



    38. capable



    39. courageous



    40. determined



    41. true



    42. dependable



    43. passionate



    44. compassionate



    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



    45. give her compliments regularly



    46. love shopping



    47. be honest



    48. be very rich



    49. not stress her out



    50. not look at other girls



    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself



    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself



    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



    54. Never to forget:



    * birthdays



    * anniversaries



    * arrangements she makes













    AND NOW













    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



    1. Show up naked



    2. Bring food​

    :rofl:
     
  2. ~PinkElephants~

    ~PinkElephants~ Senior member

    :whack: :rofl:
     
  3. Dragon

    Dragon Staff Alumni

    -snorts-

    Hahaha... Love it.
     
  4. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    LOL!

    Can I let the caterer bring the food?
     
  5. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  6. immure

    immure Account Closed

    i m much simpler then this.
     
  7. FoReVeR LoSt

    FoReVeR LoSt Well-Known Member

    haha sounds about right for most women

    sounds dead on for the men :laugh:
     
  8. smackh2o

    smackh2o SF Supporter

    bingo!
     
  9. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

    :laugh:
     
  10. JohnADreams

    JohnADreams Well-Known Member

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked

    2. Bring food



    + Bring booze
     
  11. LetItGo

    LetItGo Staff Alumni

    were so easy to please :tongue:
     
  12. screw step 1, just bring food and i'm happy.
     
  13. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl:
     
  14. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



    1. Show up naked



    2. Bring food

    and these days a dvd too :rofl:
     
  15. pppqp

    pppqp Well-Known Member

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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