How's this for pathetic (funny occurrence)

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by ToHelp, Feb 1, 2008.

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  1. ToHelp

    ToHelp Well-Known Member


    My first dip into the Coffee House.

    Right, so get this: I went and joined a dating site in December, right? No success so far and one of the few to PM me was a very large black woman who went by the name of.... MochaMama.

    She touted her weight of 350 lbs. and proclaimed she wasn't ashamed, etc.

    I'm white and apparently she missed that in my profile. She writes, "Hi! Wow, you write well" and blah blah blah, finishing with, "I hope you write back!!! :) I'm only one town over."

    Well, She's not right for me, and I konw it but I write back very polite and, suggesting it'd be great to have a telephone conversation before we meet, as I'm pretty self-conscious etc.

    Are you ready for this?

    The moment I hit send, I get another PM from MochaMama saying, "Oh, sorry dear but I see you're white. I don't date outside of my race. Good luck, bye."


    Now.... you just can't get much more desperate than that. Depressed, reaching out and trying, and... Rejected by this 350 pound "MochaMama."

    That's pretty bad, right there. lol!

    Does anyone else have any similar "dating/non-dating" horrors to tell?

  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: Sorry but :laugh:

    Ok I can tell you a worse one it was in a magazine.

    Some guy met a woman on the internet she said she was 25, long black hair, fab figure etc. They chat for months over the internet and he saves up the air fare to fly over from UK to the states.
    When he arrives at airport, 25 year old is 60 if she's a day, round as she is tall and doesn't seem to be the least fazed that she's told this guy a pack of lies.:blink:
    Anyway, he decides to make the best of it as they have got on well on line and goes to stay at her house.
    To cut a long story short, while there he happens to go into the chest freezer and finds a dead body :eek:hmy:
    He calls the cops, she's arrested for the wilful murder of her husband :laugh:

    And you think you've had the date from hell!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
  3. Snooze

    Snooze Well-Known Member

    ^ No Way That Can Be True!!!

  4. ToHelp

    ToHelp Well-Known Member

    :lolabove: And is likely just long tall urban legend yet cosmically, there's something about her sig that rings very true with the 'womens' I've met:

    ME: Mad...Bad...and Dangerous to know!!!:laugh:

    lol Well? :dunno:
  5. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Some people have all the luck. :blink:
  6. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    It weren't me :eek:hmy:

    Honest guv :tongue::laugh:

    ps: the mad bad and dangerous to know is stolen "shamelessly" from the description of Lord Byron
  7. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :laugh: lol
  8. ToHelp

    ToHelp Well-Known Member

    :agreed: :blub:

    Some guys have all the luck
    Some guys have all the pain
    Some guys get all the breaks
    Some guys do nothing but complain

    You post immediately reminded me of the Rod Stewart song. lol
  9. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  10. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    So it's not just me that sees lyrics in everything YAY!!! :wootrock:
  11. Dreamer uk

    Dreamer uk Well-Known Member

    You must be devastated after suffering such a blow to your confidence.

    After such a major loss to your love life try not to let the suicidal thoughts take over.

    lol Consider yourself lucky, she would have pulverised you :rolleyes:
  12. ToHelp

    ToHelp Well-Known Member

    lol Shut the hell up Mark, you're full of it. :wootrock:

    Heh, I was relaying to my roommate that sex would HAVE to have be in the tradional missionary position. I only go 160; a woman like that can kill ya. :dance:
  13. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    Lol those stories are both crazy, but funny
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