I broke the turtle... *weep weep*

[Solace]

Today my bf gave me a jade luck charm shaped like a trurtle. Then of course, 56 minutes later I dropped it and 2 of the legs broke off. Good luck... Mmmhhhhmmmmm... And on top of that, I learned that it belonged to his passed grandmother!!!!!! All I know is: OH MY GOD I BROKE HIS GRANDMOTHER'S GOOD LUCK CHARM!!!!! NUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Such a shmuck...
But still... Good luck... Hehehe... Lemme test that theory...

 

[Solace]

Btw- feel free to laugh, he did too...

 

[Ash600]

Might be lucky for you, but certainly wasn't for the turtle:p

 

[Solace]

Yup yup yup...
Gahhhhh.......
Gives me a gold necklace, pays for ma home coming dress,
Then my jinx-y self manages to break a STONE good luck charm within the hour....
Now if that ain't irony then I don't know what is.

 

[A guy with feelings]

That's because you don't need the extra luck. You got the bf all by your sweet self!

 

[Solace]

Thank you afi!!! You are so great!!!

 

[A guy with feelings]

Hugs little one

 

[Solace]

*tackle hug*
:p:p

 

[A guy with feelings]

 

[may71]

Then my jinx-y self manages to break a STONE good luck charm within the hour....

Well, when they wish actors good luck, they say break a leg, so to break both legs off of the turtle must mean EXTRA SUPER FANTASTIC GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cereal]

OH YOU GOT A SMOOCH PERSON??? I NEED ALL THE DETAILS ASAP.

 

[Solace]

Well, when they wish actors good luck, they say break a leg, so to break both legs off of the turtle must mean EXTRA SUPER FANTASTIC GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup yup yup! So I should've be on cloud 9 for the next two years!
KAKAKAKAKAKA

 

[Solace]

OH YOU GOT A SMOOCH PERSON??? I NEED ALL THE DETAILS ASAP.

You nosy Nellie, fine

 

[magdalene]

You cursed the turtle. The miasma around you corrupted the turtle and brought it to the dark side. You have created the ONLY BAD LUCK TURTLE EVER!!! How is this possible?!? It is a sign, the fall of the good luck turtle. We are doomed, DOOMED I TELL YOU!

 

[Solace]

Hahahaha...
I am fallin over laughing...

 

[Ash600]

You know, I've been thinking, it's just as well your bf didn't give you one of those priceless Ming vases, can you imagine if you broke one of them?:p

...maybe he should give you something made out of something a bit more resilient, like carbon fibre or how about a diamond

 

[may71]

Yup yup yup! So I should've be on cloud 9 for the next two years!
KAKAKAKAKAKA

You will be so famously lucky, that from now on, whenever something really lucky happens to someone, people will say, "Wow! You really broke both legs off the turtle this time, didn't you!"

 

[A guy with feelings]

You will be so famously lucky, that from now on, whenever something really lucky happens to someone, people will say, "Wow! You really broke both legs off the turtle this time, didn't you!"

Or just the short version: "I'm Solaced"

 

[may71]

The miasma around you corrupted the turtle and brought it to the dark side

In fairness, the turtle may have just realized the power of the dark side, and crossed over voluntarily

 

[Solace]

KAKAKA
Is I had broken somethin like a Ming vase he probably still would have laughed it off. (Imma MAJOR klutz)
And I would not mind havin my own phrase!