i feel so stupid when i do this

[Auri]

When I'm in front of the cashier and notice I can't pay because I can't find my phone, which contains my bank card. So I come back to another store to ask the ladies if they haven't seen it left on the counter. They try calling it to check if anyone's moved it, and I feel it vibrating deep down in my bag.

 

[1964dodge]

When I'm in front of the cashier and notice I can't pay because I can't find my phone, which contains my bank card. So I come back to another store to ask the ladies if they haven't seen it left on the counter. They try calling it to check if anyone's moved it, and I feel it vibrating deep down in my bag.

i have had my phone in my coat pocket while wearing it and my wife and i searched frantically for the phone until she calls it. oops lol

mike...

 

[Witty⭐️Sarcasm🐒]

Already broke 2 things since Sunday: a lampshade and a cup

 

[AvidFan]

I went out shopping without my belt on, or my wallet. I only noticed I'd left both as the trousers were loose, but the weight of the wallet wasn't making them slide over my hips and down to my knees - a great early warning system. My wallet was in some unexpected place as usual - this time the middle of the bedroom floor 😂😂😂

 

[Astrid78]

Left a pot burning on the stove, forgot about it and it set fire.

 

[seabird]

Left a pot burning on the stove, forgot about it and it set fire.

Astrid you are okay though?

 

[Astrid78]

Astrid you are okay though?

Yeah, it wasn't that big or out of control, just put a lid on it.

 

[seabird]

Yeah, it wasn't that big or out of control, just put a lid on it.

that's good then.
Once, I forgot broccoli was cooking. What a smell that was.

 

[Pebble mouse]

So today I made a mug of coffee, got up and knocked it over on the carpet.

I do this ALL the time!

 

[1964dodge]

Left a pot burning on the stove, forgot about it and it set fire.

sorry that happened to you. i hope it didn't cause too much damage.

once years ago my wife put a teapot on the stove with an aluminum bottom. she didn't check how much water was in it before turning it on. well the damned thing caught on fire. we had a dirt cellar so i yelled to my wife to run downstairs and get some sand. she did, she came up with one handful lol. we did eventually get it out though

mike...

 

[Astrid78]

sorry that happened to you. i hope it didn't cause too much damage.

once years ago my wife put a teapot on the stove with an aluminum bottom. she didn't check how much water was in it before turning it on. well the damned thing caught on fire. we had a dirt cellar so i yelled to my wife to run downstairs and get some sand. she did, she came up with one handful lol. we did eventually get it out though

mike...

Wow thats crazy! The sand was quick thinking lol

 

[Livelife]

I just did Samsun's nails and cut one to the quick. I am a moron.
Got the bleeding to stop finally and gave lots of hugs to a scared puppy that finally calmed down but still feel like an absolute idiot.

 

[1964dodge]

the brakes on my 64 dodge were getting soft about a month before putting her into storage. getting it out of storage the brakes were at the limit of what i call safe. i told my son i needed them adjusted as soon as possible and i know he's busy moving into a new house. well today i needed my wife to start the car in neutral so i could check the transmission fluid. to be safe i set the e brake. my brakes are supposed to have automatic adjusters but one is broken and can't be replaced. long story well long lol my brakes were back to full strength. i forgot i could do that to readjust my brakes duh lol

mike

 

[Pebble mouse]

I just knocked my wallet into a bowl of cereal on the floor!

Seriously, how idiotic can I get?

 

[sharklover]

Forgetting whether or not I actually did something or if my brain was faking the entire memory of it. Or having something in mind then immediately forgetting it the moment I have the chance to write it down.

"Did I do my homework yet? This is suspiciously early"

-[Idiot proceeds to forget to check their homework checklist.]

-[Idiot goes to sleep.]

-[Idiot brings no homework to school despite having the vivid memory of putting the paper inside their bag.]

-[Idiot checks their homework checklist again and sees that the homework they were planning on submitting was not crossed out even though they remember crossing it out the night before.]

"I'm pretty sure I had a punchline for this whole post."

 

[Livelife]

Unable to return to sleep regardless of trying after waking at 2, 3, or 4 am.

 

[1Lefty]

Wrapped an old sock around a chopstick to clean a nasty crevice in the front of my stove. I was more than half done when I figured out it was the top of the oven door, and only needed to be opened.

 

[Livelife]

Wrapped an old sock around a chopstick to clean a nasty crevice in the front of my stove. I was more than half done when I figured out it was the top of the oven door, and only needed to be opened.

.
And thank you for the chopstick as a tool idea.....

 

[1964dodge]

the post from @Pebble mouse reminded me of something.

living in maine we eat lobsters a few times year at least, if they are affordable. i have a great wife that cleans my lobsters as well as hers. we soak the lobster in a bowl of butter then eat them. one time she was cleaning the lobsters and my wifes' phone fell into the butter. needless to say the phone was dead. we took it to sprint to get it repaired and they laughed their ass off and called all of the other workers over, they all had a good laugh and said that's the best story they ever heard. they did apologize for laughing and gave us a great deal on new phone lol

mike

 

[Witty⭐️Sarcasm🐒]

From the dumbass archives...Facebook said I did this 11 years ago. lol

Oh boy...I spilled candle wax in my keyboard...lol