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I need a gf? Any offers?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Alexpt2, Jan 7, 2009.

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  1. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    not really, I just wanna get laid.

    Let's get it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Abacus21

    Abacus21 Staff Alumni

  3. Colourful

    Colourful Well-Known Member

  4. mourningseraph

    mourningseraph Well-Known Member

    LOL!! :D How romantic! With a thread like this you'll be hitting the sheets in no time. I wish you the best of luck on your quest for a lady! :biggrin:
  5. andyc68

    andyc68 Guest

    nice idea bud, think i should try it lol
  6. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    I thought so too, but unlike sweetheart's thread, it doesn't seem to be getting much interest. You know that if a woman posted that same thing, guys would be falling all over themselves to reply. Would probably generate 100 responses in the first hour. :laugh:

    Maybe I came off as a bit of a jerk, however I just would like to state for the record that I most certainly am not. I would even take you out to dinner first............someplace upscale and classy, like Taco Bell perhaps, cause you're worth it honey. :cool:
  7. mourningseraph

    mourningseraph Well-Known Member

    Did I hear Taco Bell?!? I'm almost tempted. ;)
  8. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    I knew it, there's not a woman on this planet who could pass up a free bean burrito.
  9. $MyName

    $MyName Well-Known Member

    Taco bell? Hell you pay for the sex change and I'm in.
  10. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :laugh: :cheekkiss:
  11. mourningseraph

    mourningseraph Well-Known Member

    LOL :D Taco Bell rocks!! All you have to do is title your thread "Free Taco Bell for the Ladies" and you'll get more offers than you can handle. Wouldn't be suprised if some guys offered too. :)
  12. $MyName

    $MyName Well-Known Member

    Already done :tongue:
  13. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    If I got a sex change, then you'd be the one buying me dinner. What do you think, I'd just give it up to you for free? :tongue:
  14. andyc68

    andyc68 Guest

    i was going to start my own thread but it would upset lynn, she would think there was no socks coming her way lol
  15. $MyName

    $MyName Well-Known Member

    I meant for me to get the sex change :tongue:
  16. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    oh okay, i missunderstood

    In that case, I'm afraid i'm gonna need to see what you look like as a woman before I commit to anything.

    I don't take just any girl out to Taco Bell you know. A place of that caliber is reserved specially for the cute ones.

    get the operation, send me a picy, then we'll talk :cool:
  17. Mightbehere

    Mightbehere Well-Known Member

    lol sex changes for all!...if she's really really special maybe you could take her to..d-a-r-e I say if K.F.C.

    but only if she looks good all dressed up.
  18. The_8th_Wonder

    The_8th_Wonder senior Member

    Hellz yeah :serenade: Give me a sex change while you're at it - I've always wondered...
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  19. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    Whoa!!! Lets not get crazy here.

    I'm not sure any of the girls here on SF are worthy of the KFC date.

    Thats the kind of thing you save for your future bride for the honeymoon, ya know, so its special. :smile:

    Nothing says I love you quite like a bucket of extra crispy.
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