Ideas To Liven A Dead Phone Conversation

Discussion in 'The Gameroom' started by fromthatshow, Nov 11, 2008.

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  1. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni

    Alright so what are some questions, topics, things to do to liven a dead phone conversation? :)
  2. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    Pretend to get hit by a car ^_^
  3. jameslyons

    jameslyons Well-Known Member

    Ideas to liven up a conversation.

    If the other person on the line is:

    In an intimate relationship with you:
    Ask what the symptoms of crabs/herpes/gonorrhea/or syphilis are.

    A parent:
    Signs of pregnancy.
    How to deal with money sharks who want their debts paid.
    Any suggestions to tell if you're heroin habit is becoming an addiction.
    Ask money for a sex change.

    A friend who you've just met:
    Offer an invitation to the local Warlock convention.
    Ask if you can borrow their under-drawers.
    Ask if you can borrow their significant other's under-drawers.

    An old friend.
    Admit to having a crush on them.
    Ask them if you can live with them.
    Ask if you can join them with their significant other in a "get to know you bedroom party".
    Ask if they'd be willing to invest in your singing career and put 2500 Euros into making a CD.

    A pet

    Well...most people who regularly communicate with household pets haven't any trouble in making the conversation interesting.
  4. effervescentpsyche

    effervescentpsyche Well-Known Member

    i hate when the conversation goes dead. I usually say about dem cowboys?


    Damn I've ran out of things to talk about...I hate the phone you say something interesting now.
  5. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    talk about really weird stuff
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