Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Oct 14, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know

    what to feed it.
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    I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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    I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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    If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
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    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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    Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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    Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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    My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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    The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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    How can there be self-help "groups"?
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    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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    Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

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  2. Allo..

    Allo.. Well-Known Member

    Lol thanks for sharing,
    i loved:

    "If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle."

    "Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway."

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    and "How can there be self-help "groups"?" was pretty good too :p
     
  3. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

  4. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    I love these ones :laugh:
     
  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: brilliant :laugh:
     
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