if i were a billionaire..

Discussion in 'The Gameroom' started by victor, Dec 27, 2010.

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  1. victor

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    ..i'd buy fuckin Mauritius! whole fuckin place:D
    and i'd buy a house for each of my friends on sf
    id meet bryan adams!
    i'd buy my ex! i'd offer so much money the bitch couldnt refuse!!:D i'd fuckin buy her! (and then i'd sell her on ebay lmfao)
    i'd buy sf n make it a very happy place
    i'd buy shares in Ladbrokes, become a VIP investor and piss on Micks head
    i'd be in the newspapers every day
    forget abramovich - id show em how to rock the place
    all the ppl i dont like 4 any reason - i'd but the companys they work 4 n make their lifes a hell:D
    i'd buy zynga poker n shut it down
    i'd meet the guy who invented facebook and knock him out
    i'd pay Eminem to write a song bout Amina
    i'd be in the video of that song myself!!!
    i'd marry Vanessa Hudgens (why not?) :D
    i'd meet ashley cole and tell him hes an idiot
    i'd meet cheryl then and tell her what i've done:D
    i'd buy district 8 in Egypt n burn the mutherfucker down:D
    ..oh boy:D
     
  2. victor

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    oh, n i'd meet robbie williams! the fuckers as crazy as me!:D
     
  3. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    you Brits sure have a funny way of being gay :D

    could i have that house in advanced pls my dear friend i kinda need it like rite now :unsure:
     
  4. victor

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    ure hilarious, made me laugh like crazy:D:D:D...
    ...but who told u im gay anyway?:D
    im not a billionaire unfortunatelly so ull have to wait 4 the house im afraid
     
  5. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    ohnoes you are breaking my heart. ok i get it now, every even date number you are straight the other days you is gay :spaz:

    kk gimme a second i will find the proof where you declared your love for flyingdutchmen :D
     
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  6. victor

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    lmfao i probably meant i luv u as a friend:D:D:D
     
  7. victor

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    Lmfao :d:d:d:d:d:d:d
     
  8. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    muahahaha :D
     
  9. victor

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    and what would u do if u were a billionaire?:D
     
  10. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    i would buy the united states armee and send them to your house you heartbreaker! :D
     
  11. victor

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    this thread has a good chance of becoming 'all times most entertaining' on this website n our conversation above is just classic:D marvellous, didnt laugh that much 4 lonnnggggggg time, i swear:D im genius, inni?
    Luv u, baby, gimme a make up kissss:D
     
  12. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    :lol!: You two made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a while!! :D
     
  13. victor

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    lol, tell me about it lol :D what would u do, uh?
     
  14. CatherineC

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    If I were a billionaire, I'd set up an advocacy pressure group for Mental Health Rights. Then I'd employ loads of people at work to run it, which would basically take all the decent staff and leave the managers with all the rubbish staff, lol
    I'd also set up a private hotel where people with mental health issues could go for respite care. I'd have a sliding scale of fees so that people on low income wouldn't have to pay anything.
    I'd pay Wildcherry a fortune to run SF and I'd provide jobs for people who can't take 9-5 jobs but can work online.
    I'd buy a nice village in England somewhere and let all my friends and family live there in their own homes. (Not sure what I'd do with the people already living there though - suggestions?)
    I'd buy holiday homes abroad and provide cheap holidays for the mentally ill.
    I'd buy a castle in Italy just for me. (but I'd let you all come and stay)
    I'd also buy myself a castle in the UK (preferably surrounded by the aforementioned village)
    I'd give grants to people so that they could do what they'd always wanted to do (write a book etc)
    Actually, I'd probably end up giving it all away and then I wouldn't be a billionaire anymore but that's okay. I'm not one now so I'm used to it.
    xxx
     
  15. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    I'd pay Westlife so they could sing for me.
    I'd buy a grandpiano.
    I'd buy a house in London, so me and my boyfriend could spend some time there always. I'd buy a permanent residency for us too.
    I'd buy every channels in tv, so I could actually put some good things in it.
    I'd buy every Kinder Bueno I could find in chocolate stores.
    I'd open a chocolate factory.
    I'd buy Haagen Dazs from its owner and I'd make it less expensive.
    I'd give money to everyone who deserves it.
    I'd help Vit with his business, so he could be a billionaire also.
    I'd buy gifts to everyone I love!!
     
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  16. victor

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    lol boring! learn from me!!:D
    id buy a playboy mansion, burn it, and build a bigger n more twisted vitas mansion
    :D
     
  17. CatherineC

    CatherineC Staff Alumni

    I can't think of things that probably aren't boring.
    I don't need anyone to sing for me because my husband already does that. He writes songs about me too, some are very romantic (Which I love) and some are downright insulting (but I laugh anyway because they're so funny)
    I wouldn't want to do anything that would put me in the spotlight because I'm a very private person and hate the attention being on me.
    I'd have to pay for you to do what you want Vitas just to liven my list up a bit. LOL.
     
  18. victor

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    hahaha, not often we see u round coffee house talkin bollocks!:D HA!:D good job, vitas:D soon everyone will lose it, just like me:D
     
  19. 41021

    41021 Banned Member

    life would be no different
    money is only a tool to me
     
  20. victor

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    i'd have a one nite love affair with mrs obama
     
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