if the entire earth spontaneously exploded in an epic blaze of glory

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by HawthornePassage, Aug 22, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    *pff*

    lets hope our whole supercluster explodes to get the attention of aliens living 10 billion light years away from here, even if thats not physically possible
     
  2. peacelovingguy

    peacelovingguy Well-Known Member

    Cool with me.

    I'm a rock star from another planet.

    This one - Earth - is the one I currently reside on.

    But maybe we can get someone to rock our universe instead of blowing everyone up.

    but yes - if it happened - I'd be on a hilltop with a party - I'd buy every drug - hopefully kiss a beautiful woman as getting laid would be kinda pointless - plus - for some silly reason I'd actually have my camera and take photos of the last epic moments.

    I'd avoid family - sisters weeping and wailing - like James Brown! I mean people would be horrified! Fair enough - but I'd like to spend the last day care-free - freshly shaved, clean clothes - maybe a suit for a occasion!

    Pointless as my camera and me would be atomised.

    But my atoms would get their head together and go somewhere else.

    So cheers!
     
  3. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    how would you kiss a woman they couldnt breathe and theyd explode from the difference in pressure
     
  4. wastedmylife

    wastedmylife Well-Known Member

    that would be awesome, I would feel bad for all the animals though, they do not deserve to die a painful death, but I would say about 70% of humanity I would be happy died
     
  5. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    only 70%? also most animals arent even sentient
     
  6. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    We'd be flat as the thinnest sheet of paper. not a bad way to go... being crushed by the weight of gravity. Sun's gonna supernova anyway. Then instant *poof!*
     
  7. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    if earth exploded id be very disappointed because theyre a really good band
     
  8. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    I'd laugh my ass off while I still could
     
  9. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    It would still take 10 billion years for the people living 10 billion light years away to see the explosion. Space is kinda big.
     
  10. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    maybe they have some kind of strange quantum/advanced hyperphysics mechanism to see things up close
     
  11. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    That would be pretty cool. I would want to live if there was a chance I could fiddle with such a device for a little while.
     
  12. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    id want to live if the world wasnt such a boring pathetic place filled with simpletons
     
  13. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    It would save me a job
     
  14. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    alright lets make a 'destroy the world' team ill be the tough black guy

    jk im not tough or black
     
  15. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    I'l be the hysterical one who gets told to "shut up" alot
     
  16. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain
     
  17. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member


    What does that even mean? Lol
     
  18. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

  19. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    Just watched it lol,so they're part of our team to destroy the world? 
     
  20. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    yeah, why are you under moderation? thats the first problem here :sigh:
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.