im fucken drunk

Discussion in 'Rants, Musings and Ideas' started by NoMoneyToPlease, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    pissed,sloshed,is this supposed to be triggering?
    well eckskews me but i am only merely a human reporting on what's it's lke to be a human in the year 2011

    TWENNY ELEVEN!!!! WOOOOOOOO!

    YOU ARE ALL MY FRIEND S BUT I AHTE EVERYONE ONE OF YOU...EXCEPT FOR YOU WHOS READING THIS...YOURE MY BEST FRIEND,SSH,DONT TELL ANYONE.

    oh they heard me,i wa shouting...sssory.ss ss sorry

    wine is a wonderful thing,firstly it comes ina bottle and you cant fault that...snakes dont come ina bottle...and they kill ya!

    eeeghghugheeurgh1
    (thats the shound i jush made,giggle chops)

    my eyes are tiny and my big fart face is red...like a brandy soaked sponge with two raisins on ti

    DFJO:l#[ ;'ls l#ed

    so sorry,my face just happened to hit a keyboard...who put that there?
    how rude

    bleeeegh! puroot! fwaaaa!

    did i ever tell you how pret ..prt..pretty you are?
    well you are
    youre the prettiest one amonge amom.. amongst them
    they are all old fish face compared to you


    buruup!




    :S


    :puke:


    does anyone have a spare kebab they could lemd me?
     
  2. Domo

    Domo Well-Known Member

    :laugh: Having a nice night?
     
  3. gamergirl

    gamergirl Well-Known Member

    ...lmao
     
  4. victor

    victor Account Closed

    ill give ya
    a lil bit of weed mixed
    with some hard liquor
    some vodka, thatll jump start
    my heart quicker
    than a shok when i get
    shocked at the hospital
    by the doctor when im not
    co-operating
    when im rockin the table
    while hes operating!
     
  5. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    @Domo-Yes I did.I woke up cuddling the bottle. :S

    Gamergirl-So glad you enjoyed my emotional freestyling. ;)

    Victor-You do know people think I am you?
    Right now all they see is a proper loony talking to himself. :)
     
  6. victor

    victor Account Closed

    oh, thank u, mate
    im not that great..
    no pimp, no date..
    off to Kuwait