Mom and fucking dad! I'm not getting married! I'm not good enough! I'm a lower human! I don't drive a lexis, I'm not that good-looking, my personality is nothing to brag about. Girls want 10's, and I'm a -2. The deep dark truth is, no one cares, and no one will ever care. Sure, give me that "we're all here for a reason" bullshit... No, I'm not here for a reason, my parents just fucked one day and out came me. Thanks mom, you ruined my suicide and showed me that life is much more fucking stupid than I really thought it was. When I die, I better not remember who I am. Thank god for mortality.