Italian catholic priest stands in a crowded city bus in Rome. In front of him there stands a boy in his late teens. The bus brakes suddenly and a pack of condoms falls out of kid's pocket. The priest sees that and is more then ready for a little preaching: "Today's young people only think about pleasure and ignore their parental duties to their country and nation..." The kid turns around and says to the priest: "Excusa me, father, me just koming from Albania, no underztand yor linguage wery good yet, can yo pliz tella me agayn?" "Make sure you use them with spermicide, son!"