impossible questions

ill start who made god??

 

I did.

If I made God, who made me?

 

Cheese.

If you where made from cheese, who would love you most?

 

My cat.

What's the closed form antiderivative of e^(x^2) with respect to x?

 

Porn because it's equal to XXX.
e^(x^2)=XXX

What kind of porn would the Dali Lama be into?

 

I know you're after bestiality, but I have it on good authority it's actually lesbian twins.

ABCD are in a straight line. A is 18 CM from C. B is 4 CM from D. A is 30 CM from D. For far is A from B?

 

Wait... I know this one... The answer is purple isn't it!?!

When will it all end?

 

Boobs!!!!

Wait, what were we talking about?

 

The french revolution

What DID come first the chicken or the egg?

 

The egg becasue dinosaurs laid them and they were around before birds :tongue:... or the chicken becasue he was an inconsiderate lover heh...

What's the sound of one foot clapping?

 

One foot clapping- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY4k85ia4yE

Who let the dogs out?

 

I did!

Who let big business ruin the world?

 

Walmart! and this :hamster:

what is the square root of orange juice?

 

Orange pulp.

Why does :hamster: make me giggle?

 

Because of the hammy mind-control that its using on you.

If a potato and a shoe were to mate what would the capitol of antarctica be?

 

The capital would be Al Franken's butt.

If Kankuro married a tree what would the tree's parents think?

 

"Its about time Susan settled down. She was getting a little bit too close to that daffodil in the next field over"

What is the number that comes next in the sequence?
Platypus, Vanilla, Lake Michigan, Baked not fried, _______

 

turtle pops

What happens to Ramen noodles when they die?