impossible questions

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Kaos General, Mar 30, 2010.

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  1. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    ill start who made god??
     
  2. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

    I did.

    If I made God, who made me?
     
  3. Jehuty

    Jehuty Senior Member

    Cheese.

    If you where made from cheese, who would love you most?
     
  4. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    My cat.

    What's the closed form antiderivative of e^(x^2) with respect to x?
     
  5. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

    Porn because it's equal to XXX.
    e^(x^2)=XXX

    What kind of porn would the Dali Lama be into?
     
  6. Krem

    Krem Well-Known Member

    I know you're after bestiality, but I have it on good authority it's actually lesbian twins.

    ABCD are in a straight line. A is 18 CM from C. B is 4 CM from D. A is 30 CM from D. For far is A from B?
     
  7. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

    Wait... I know this one... The answer is purple isn't it!?!

    When will it all end?
     
  8. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

    Boobs!!!!

    Wait, what were we talking about?
     
  9. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    The french revolution

    What DID come first the chicken or the egg?
     
  10. xan

    xan Chat Buddy

    The egg becasue dinosaurs laid them and they were around before birds :tongue:... or the chicken becasue he was an inconsiderate lover heh...

    What's the sound of one foot clapping?
     
  11. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

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  12. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    I did!

    Who let big business ruin the world?
     
  13. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Walmart! and this :hamster:

    what is the square root of orange juice?
     
  14. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    Orange pulp.

    Why does :hamster: make me giggle?
     
  15. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Because of the hammy mind-control that its using on you.

    If a potato and a shoe were to mate what would the capitol of antarctica be?
     
  16. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    The capital would be Al Franken's butt.

    If Kankuro married a tree what would the tree's parents think?
     
  17. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    "Its about time Susan settled down. She was getting a little bit too close to that daffodil in the next field over"

    What is the number that comes next in the sequence?
    Platypus, Vanilla, Lake Michigan, Baked not fried, _______
     
  18. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    turtle pops

    What happens to Ramen noodles when they die?
     
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