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  1. kittyD

    kittyD Well-Known Member

    In Quotes,

    Quotes/sayings that touched you, good or bad, funny or sad.

    If you know the author, say so, if not, ...

    Just saw this one:

    "I'm taking a vacation in Hell" grey wolf

  2. kittyD

    kittyD Well-Known Member

    And I have the first mis-quote.....sigh

    should be:

    "I've moving to Hell for a rest" grey wolf

  3. "Trying is the first step towards failure"

    - Homer Simpson

  4. Earn

    Earn Well-Known Member

    "I have 3 kids and no money,Why can"t I have no kids and 3 money"

    Homer Simpson
  5. Raven

    Raven Guest

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

    -- Albert Einstein
  6. ScouseJM

    ScouseJM Well-Known Member

    "I never felt true love until I was with you, and i never felt true sadness until you left me."

    "Noone is perfect until you fall in love with them"

    "So dear I love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no lives."

    "Always love your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much."

    "IF you find something you would die for, live for it"

    All quotes are from the love quote feature on igoogle except for the last one, which I saw on someones myspace profile as their headline x
  7. Anam_Cara

    Anam_Cara Well-Known Member

    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~Oscar Wilde~

    Only The Shallow Know Themselves ~Oscar Wilde~

    Beauty Of Whatever Kind, In It's Supreme Developement, Invariably Excited The Sensitive Soul To Tears ~Edgar Allen Poe~

    The realization that you truly are in love with another is the moment that you realize that without that person you could not exist because they are the very breath that keeps you alive.. ~Steven J Dalton~

    There are books to study for every topic known to man, but there is only one topic that no book can ever truly teach and that is how to love another. love comes through expirence and can not be taught, love transcends the ability to even describe the true beauty and joy it bestows on ones heart and soul.
    ~Steven J Dalton~

    True immortality is not about how long the body lives, but rather by the fact that his soul NEVER dies ~Steven J Dalton~

    Shadows are the universes way of reminding us that we never walk alone ~Steven J Dalton~

    How paradoxical that mankind fights wars to gain peace, instead of peace to fight wars ~Steven J Dalton~

    We have evolved to great technological, scientific, and intellectual heights, yet in the process we have lost our "Humanity" ~Steven J. Dalton~

    The world invests hundreds of millions of dollars into building weapons to destroy one another in the name of "Peace" but the solution to war costs only the compassion in our hearts... ~Steven J Dalton~
  8. Light_In_The_Dark

    Light_In_The_Dark Well-Known Member

    "No, im not gay... but i can learn!" Homer Simpson

    "mmmmm... blowholes...mmm" Homer Simpson

    "Life is always one mouth too feed after another until you wish Flanders is dead!" Homer Simpson
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  9. "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in an attractive, well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, shouting:

    "Dayam...what a ride!!!"


    (wish I knew the author's name)
  10. "I was put on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
    Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."


    "I plan on living forever...so far, so good" ~ Steven Wright
  11. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    "So now we live fast, die young, saturated chemical, but I don't wanna die Mum, maybe you could try some? No point wasting it, at first it was a little bit, but now I got my face in it, run around chasing it.."

    Same old Arsenal, taking the piss,
    same old Arsenal, taking the piss

    We are the famous, the famous Arsenal,
    clap-clap-clap-clap, we are the famous,.....

    Pride of London, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap,
    pride of London....


    Shaaa-laa-la-laa, sha-la-la, laa-la-laa-laaa-laaaa,
    la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

    Bergkamp's fuckin magic
    He wears a magic hat
    And when he saw the Arsenal
    He said I fancy that
    He didn't sign for Villa Or Chelsea cause they're shite
    He signed for the Arsenal
    Cause they're fuckin dynamite.
    Only one Dennis Bergkamp,
    One Dennis Bergkamp,
    Going along, singing a song,
    Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland!

    Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
    What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
    Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
    Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

    Terry: Tel him 'what the fuck bruv, this aint no negotiation goin on down here! Show some respect, i welcome u in2 the family, n u fuck around like this! boy i wont lie 2 u cherub, i am disapointed in u! Now 4 that i want an extra 2 sides of gravy, a corn on the cob n a snickers! Comprenday! Gd lad'.

    Then I can go to Brixton's seedy underworld of poker and champagne ;) This hat could get me anywhere, Jazzy. I feel like Mary Poppins.

    :[Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned..:[ *Jazzy! You little (*) One More Time, I'm gonna celebrate(L) says:
    Go swimming then!!
    Jasmin ... says:
    its too bloody expensive for one go
    Jasmin ...
    :[Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned..:[ *Jazzy! You little (*) One More Time, I'm gonna celebrate(L) says:
    :[Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned..:[ *Jazzy! You little (*) One More Time, I'm gonna celebrate(L) says:
    get a paddling pool then

    Mel, my mobile's not working - Poppy threw it down the toilet this morning!!
    Bell me indoors later about Sat night xx --Ruth

    Baff: So you know how I get my numbers. I'm pretty sly, innit? But I know you girls,you all love me, you all wanna touch my chest and shit. LOL

    Sunna: You look like a supermodel in that pic!! I like your accessory, too... :p

    JillyBean: Lol! I was in the park today and sooo wanted Angel to come play!

    I LOVE the video! Thanks for posting it!! :eek:)

    All the other dogs just suck in comparison!

    Juliet to Mum in her Birthday Card - Debs, hope you have a very good 50th. I emailed Tesco about the chicken fillets and told them that my sister thought I'd sent her breast implants. (that's true!) Xx

  12. Epical Taylz

    Epical Taylz Well-Known Member

    "look out youre window. do you see a star? if so, point at it and multiply the distance
    from your fingertip to the star by 1 million. that is only a fraction of how much i love and care about you."
    --Kurtis [my boyfriend, but he got it off of a website]

    "i was a dickhead. i didnt know how badly this whole thing would turn out."
    --Max [you had to be going through what i am right now to know how much that meant,
    even though i dont know if it was him who for sure said it]

    "Your opinion matters most"
    --Rachel [my best friend [innocencexisxlove]]

    "Its cool that youre a bisexual. it proves that youll try anything out, and that youre not afraid to explore new avenues."
    --Dominic [after i told him that i was a bisexual XD]

    "Yeah. I really am glad im your friend. And im always here for you. Even if i dont want to talk to you ill be here to help you. Even if i EVER hate you. Ill be here"
    --Jason [my ex.bestfriend :(]

    "Taylor Ate My
    Heart. Now All
    I have are
    thoughts of my
    baby. I love
    baby. Please be
    Mine Forever!! <3"
    --Jason [when we were in love...]

    "When you understand the sadness of one person, that is true love"
    --Ricky [rachels love :X]

    "I dont care how you are, Taylor. I dont care if youre a lesbian or if you want to kill
    yourself because of Max..I'll still love you :] <3"
    --Allie [the one im just now opening up to]

    i have more but i dont feel like saying it
  13. famous.last.words

    famous.last.words Forum Buddy

    I love you, marry me and lets have beautiful gooner babies.

    "Stand up, if you hate tottenham, stand UP if you hate tottenham."

    "We all follow the arsenal, on land and on see, we all follow the arsenal, onto a victory!"

    "If this is boring, long may it continue"

    "It may not have been my choice, but im so glad i was born an arsenal supporter"
  14. Earn

    Earn Well-Known Member

    Nursery Owner: We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like hot dogs right? By the way, I think I know what's causing this.

    Nursery Owner: You get the mustard?
  15. jonstark

    jonstark Well-Known Member

    "BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity."

    "LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like _caries_ and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient."

    "BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."

    "BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND."

    "HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate."

    "FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune.
    Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense."

    "FRIENDSHIP, n. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but
    only one in foul."

    "ABSTAINER, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying
    himself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains from
    everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the
    affairs of others.

    Said a man to a crapulent youth: "I thought
    You a total abstainer, my son."
    "So I am, so I am," said the scrapgrace caught --
    "But not, sir, a bigoted one."

    "NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who
    does all he knows how to make us disobedient."

    enough fun :mad:
    Anyway http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/dvldc10.txt
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  16. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni

    "It's all good and if it's not it will be because it always is in the end." - David Icke's daughter

    "The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything." - fight club
  17. "It's a Dog-eat-dog world ...and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear"

    ~ Norm, from "Cheers"
  18. innocencexisxlove

    innocencexisxlove Well-Known Member

    "Tell me, you don't take the blade and drag it across your skin and pray for the courage to press down" -Lisa, Girl Interrupted
  19. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    "Do not believe that he who seeks to comfort you lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life has much difficulty... Were it otherwise he would never have been able to find those words." Rainer Maria Rilke

    "Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes" Benjamin Franklin

    "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." Victor Hugo

    "Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none." Jules Renard

    "There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." W. Somerset Maugham
  20. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. - Anonymous

    Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. - Anonymous

    I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

    I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. - Socrates
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