Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by yorkie bar, Jan 22, 2010.

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  1. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    Well, another attempt at making you all smile, i just received this email :-

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    Have a nice day....
    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
    At Passing Cars.
    See If They Slow Down.

    2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

    3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    5. Sing Along At The Opera.

    6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
    We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


    Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called
    ..... THERAPY

  2. total eclipse

    total eclipse SF Friend Staff Alumni

    Good ones thanks for the laugh
  3. betteroffunknown

    betteroffunknown Well-Known Member

    omg i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. thanks for the laugh. i love the one about the kids. that one got me going the hardest and the funniest thing about reading one is i was reading them aloud with my daughter in the room. (i don't think she found it very bad for her) take care
  4. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    So pleased to have given you a few moments of laughter.

    I like the one about the kids too loll

    And the final amusing story - don't reply to your boss who sent you the email, when you're supposed to be 'out' at work haha

    yorkie xx
  5. cownes

    cownes Well-Known Member

    haha, brought a smile to my face for a few mins there, thanks :hug:
  6. shades

    shades Staff Alumni

    THanks Yorkie...will print out and tape a list to my door and one for my car...will keep me laughing for a long time. Right now, I think I'll buy a hair dryer and check that one out! :laugh:
  7. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

    Haha that was funny :laugh:
  8. Bambi

    Bambi Well-Known Member

    Okay that was a riot ...I have one to add..

    Next time you go to the market have them ring up all your food first and have the toilet paper last. Then ask the cashier with a straight face if she/he thinks you bought enough toilet paper for all the food you just bought.

    I died laffing when I heard that one and was able to pull it off at the market one day
  9. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    Ahemmmm, not sure about that one lol

    yorkie xx
  10. Bambi

    Bambi Well-Known Member

    I want the chocolate one..that was have to post it.
  11. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    Ahhhemmm I had it removed, i might get banned if i reinstate it, however the few people that saw it, thought it was hilarious lol

    Still, i do feel very naughty..............................................................
  12. betteroffunknown

    betteroffunknown Well-Known Member

    i read this again i needed a good laugh
  13. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    So pleased to oblige, thats exactly what it was for.

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