Ever since birth, I remember being friendless, I had people I could speak to, that I classified as "friends", but never anyone my age that I could actually trust. I'll admit, I don't help myself much, I barely ever go out, I avoid speaking to alot of people, and when I do, I seem to naturally put them in the most awkward positions ever. That's why I developed voices, why I began to speak to inanimate objects. I just feel, so completely devoid of companionship, and whenever I try to gain it, I always end up with just another "friend". I'll admit it, I'm a manipulative bastard. I test people that I know, and after testing every single one of the people that I had any social connection to... every single one of them did the exact same thing. I told them fabricated stories, then told them that I can't have anyone else knowing, they were all coherent, just in case two people came in contact. So I made 40 fake facebook accounts, and I spoke to every single one trying to get this "information" out of them. Every single one blabbed, some to more than one person. They didn't question it. They just told me what I had said, threw in some extra stuff, and then I had a very in-depth conversation with each one about how "****ing weird" Matthew is. Pffft. I don't need friends though. I have...errrr...my shovel...and...you guys...one the other side of the world...that I barely know... Yeah, my life is kind of disappointing.