I wish I could go back to the days of Introductions. Intro. to Sociology. Introductory Classical _______ I. College 101. I want to meet and greet again. Introduce myself again. “Hi, my name is…” Inigo Montoya prepare to die? Whatever. “Ooh, I love that toooo!” The joys of new discoveries. The shit scariness of being the awkward kid in the corner. Why do I feel like all those intro chances have passed now? Wait. I need more time. I don’t know if this shoe fits. I might like that pair over there better. I mean, I know I prefer flats to heels, but I’d still like to try on those sweet boots maybe, or y’know, at least try a couple of options around the floor. Jeezus, Where have all my test drives gone?