an irish man is sitting with a learned man, and asks " now doctor , can ya tell me, if i was to have an IQ of say, 190, what would you call me?" the doctor replies, "well, i would say that you are a genius, brilliant in fact" "ah" says the irish man, "well, what would you say if a person had an IQ of, 130?" "well, you would still be pretty smart" "ahhhh, ok, and what would you call a person of an IQ of about 100?" "well, you would be very average, normal" the irish man nods his head, "ok, ok, tell me, what would ya be if you had one of 70?" "welll.....you wouldnt be the sharpest tool in the shed, you wouldnt be all that smart..." "right, and what would you call a person if they had an IQ of 20?" "my god, you would be completely stupid...you wouldnt be able to do the simpelest of things, you wouldnt even be able to tie your own shoes " "ahhh, so thats why so many australians wear thongs?"